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Testing Crazy Medieval Treatments


  • Published on: 2018-10-10
  • - Today we go medieval on your teeth! - Let's talk about that. (fire blasts) Good Mythical Morning! if you are the lucky winner to receive the Golden Tee of Mythicality. dragons or ogres or prairie dogs, medieval people. - Yes but it turns out that they exercise a lot of ingenuity to tidy up. Yes, we've tracked down some very real medieval hygiene rituals and assembled to see how well they work. so here's how they got mega purty. to suck out your tainted blood. Okay this isn't advanced stuff here. - We pray thee to fare us well, - [Rhett And Link] Round one. - The Trotula. - Which we have studied extensively. - Got some charcoal here. All right, that's pretty good. Okay. - What do we do now? and rub the walnut shells on your teeth. what they were talking about. We have figured out that this is the rind to rub against your teeth, It's got some grooves. - There's some abrasiveness to it. (moans) - There's no way to get at everything. (grunts) - My mouth isn't big enough. in the medieval. He's a small-mouth man! He can't fit a walnut shell in there! (chuckles) He's going to die of the black mouth! It's too small! Let him try, laugh at him. with warm wine mixed with salt. Some chalices? - Mm. In the north! Swish harder. lovage or parsley for fresh breath. - So is this fennel, lovage or parsley? I think it's parsley. There you go. We got plenty, man. - I'm going to stick it in my small mouth! - Woo, that is aromatic! - You shouldn't swallow, right? (Link coughing) It's just a garnish. - How's my teeth now? - Oh, mm, I don't wanna eat your breath. Blow your breath at me. - Oh gosh, that's, just smell it, man. - I'm tasting it. is 80% of the nose. 80% of smell is taste. - Eat mine. - There's something beyond the parsley. - Why are you leaning back so far? is from early this morning (chuckling). - So you like it? - No, but the parsley helps a little bit. Helps me be able to take it. - Yeah, it worked. - [Rhett And Link] Round two. it was considered beautiful for women to have high foreheads. Mm, much like mine! And much like these lovely ladies. - [Rhett] Wow. - [Link] Yes. - [Rhett] Hold me back. - That's right, it'd be too much. and you guessed it, dried cat dung. - And of course we have (groans). - [Rhett] Who's cat? - [Together] Josh's cat? - Oh gosh, I haven't even met Josh's cat Okay, according to historical records, the cat's dung was quote, hard and dried, and anointed on the place. (chuckles) I don't know what place. - The hairline. - So we're gonna get scientific and then apply this to ourselves. - Oh gosh. - Yeah you do the crushing. I'm not even gonna put the gloves on. You know what, I will put the gloves on. Yeah so just crush it up with a mortar (mortar thumping) work at Medieval Times do this? - Yeah and putting it on the forehead. Have you ever looked at their foreheads? Have you ever been to a Medieval Times? - Heck yeah, I've even been to like the knock-off Medieval Times. - This is mushy, it's not-- - You're telling me you haven't been? - I've never been, no. but you know what, it's just a sign that you're a clean-mouthed man. (chuckles) Nobody's complaining about that. - Oh gosh. Add some vinegar to this. Your cat's got some issues. Okay, okay. - Or I don't wanna breathe it in either. There's a disease that comes in cat crap that makes you like cats I think. - Yes, it makes you become a cat lady. Like a crazy cat lady. - I need to stay away from that. Do not let me breathe that in. I gotta keep my cat hate going. - All right. - Gosh, now we have to put it on our arms? - [Link] We've made it. yet we're about to put it on our arms which would still be touching. - Just don't even think about it. at Medieval Times. - Gosh. - Yeah I'm happy to be here. - You dropped some right there. - I've always been a horse lover. (crew groaning) - Oh gosh! in the medieval period. - Yeah! - This is stupid. I'm quitting. - Hey, this is about testing, listen, people used to do this. - I'm out, man. I am out. - Don't you wanna be a hot lady? (crew laughs) All right now-- - It's hot lady juice. - [Rhett] Okay it's somewhat drier. I've got cat dung on my forearm! In the anointed place. - I've got cat dung on the anointed place. of this hair right here on my forearm. - Here, put it in here, man. - I'm just waiting for you to remove it 'cause I'm not gonna do it for ya. - The next step is, woof-- - That's a long towel. (Link groans) - Do it, man! (Rhett snorts) All of that for nothing! All of the hair is still there, man. - I tried, ladies. but I didn't let it dry long enough. Oh gosh! Now I have a cat dookey rag. (crew moaning) - [Rhett And Link] Round three. What do you do now? There were no laundromats and there were no stain sticks either. - Oh no. They had something much better. To get out stains from dirty laundry, and urine which also makes total sense. - I know what you're thinking. Yes, we found some ashes. - Here they are. so we did it ourselves. - This is mine. Mine's more like a grapefruit juice - I've been drinking sand again. (Link chuckles) - Oh gosh, desperate times I guess. - Do I need to be worried? - Drink more water, man. I always say stay hydrated. Now I'm gonna take some of this, I'm gonna make use of this pestle here. - Yeah get 'em kinda fine there. (mortar thumping) - You know pharmacists do this. "You just count pills. "prescriptions." - Do some drug! what ratio do you wanna go? - I have a feeling if this worked, people would still be doing it. - I should be gloved up as well. - So we've got a little baby shirt here. Some baby's been into the marinara. - My baby got into Briar Patch. He's still there but I got his shirt. - That's not blood, it's sauce. - Yeah it's marinara. - Smells like cat poop. Oh I'm sorry, that's just the cat poop. - You holding your breath? - One to one? for the rest of this-- - It's sterile, man. Urine's sterile. Oh gosh, it's so gross! Don't mix those tops up. We wouldn't want that. - Save some of that for later. Okay so I guess we're just going to-- But this is what they did, okay? Oh gosh it stinks. This is actually how people washed things. Why add actual dirt? - And they didn't live past 38. - Undulate. - Put it on the undulate setting, baby. And meet me in the laundry room. (chuckling) - Okay, here we go. Let's see how clean it is. - Wow! (crew chuckling) Come here, Charlie! - Take it right out of the urine, put it right on little Charlie. - I mean if you rinsed that. Here, rinse it with some more urine. Rinse it with your coffee cup. - I got some LaCroix. - Yeah, let's. They had LaCroix in the-- - [Rhett] Oh, what? They'd probably go for it. - Oh man. Me too. (Rhett laughs) - Actually I was born a year later. - Yeah, you were, 1978. - It happens quite a bit. - You know what time it is. - Heather! - There's cat turds all under that hat. All under that bandana, I know it! Click the top link to the Mythical studio.
  • Runtime: 00:15
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COMMENTS: 100

  • onafixedincome

    Turbidity in urine can indicate bacterial issues....however if they stuck it in the fridge, could be condensation....

  • Kate Gunn

    you guys always make me feel old :-P but at least I know I am 2 years younger than Rhett and 1 year younger than Link :-P

  • Jenni Holt

    You guys whould be my dentists if i could choose my dentist.

  • Chris Nash

    Two episodes in 1 week where they pee in a jar.

  • MissNimmieAmee

    Your friendly neighborhood pharmacy tech here to let you know that they do still use mortars and pestles! I work at a compounding pharmacy and the back room where the compounding happens looks like an alchemist's lair :)

  • Irene

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Grace Hull

    You guys need to do ASMR- Honeycomb, writing on paper, slime, etc; please!

  • Hailee Finkle

    I want the golden tee just because they touched it...There my Jacques Cousteau to Maya Dolittle.

  • Whiskey Grandpa

    hair stylist secret: ashes can be used to remove hair dye from your skin!

  • F.Y.E AMVs

    I was really excited when they were talking at the beginning about the leeches because i thought they were about to segway into using them. they didn't :C

  • Rokk Steady

    oooooh I'm into that Mortar and Pestle ASMR. Nothing like that solid clink and grind of ceramic

  • Stickyfingerz86

    The cat poo would have to dry till it legit pulls your hair out... Urine turns into ammonia if kept for a while.. Its been used as a cleaning agent since ancient times... Throughout all cultures..

  • dyl1202

    The cat shit was abit much ... lol

  • Jeremy B

    That was awful... every part of it lol

  • Jarjour

    Maybe and just maybe this is why it was the “dark ages”

  • K Tots

    Why was I holding my breath😂

  • Velacroix

    Holy cat shiz I was taking a sip of the same flavor La Croix the exact moment Rhett mentioned pouring his on the article. That's hilarious, what are the odds.

  • Mr. Peapoo

    Urine is not sterile. Don't know why people just repeat shit they hear without confirming it's true first. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3957746/

  • BakingShorts

    Things to yell at passing people... "EAT MY BREATH!!"

  • emiline best

    i found out about the shirt on the 16th i was so sad

  • Carlee Prince

    I was eating cereal and Rhett said “come here Charlie!” I spit it everywhere it was so funny

  • DOOM GUY

    Link, why oh why have you been drinking the sand *again*

  • Lidy

    This episode literally came out the day before I got my wisdom teeth removed. All 4!

  • Alex Chois

    The next time anyone wants to romanticize the medieval ages, show them this video.

  • Giovanni Montenegro

    You should totally fill some more jars and see what happens when you leave stuff in it for the next segment of the shelf that you leave stuff on !!!

  • iPaperboy049

    Yes, pharmacists still use pestle and mortars from time to time :)

  • Attila Light

    I was never so happy in my life that video doesn't transmit smells. XD

  • Victoria Emery

    Urine makes ammonium and you can extract small amounts of lye from wood ash. Kilned clam shells produce a better quality of lye. Lye and ammonium are both used as cleaners and in both old and modern cleaners.

  • Binka O

    Charcoal is used to clean teeth though xD

  • Lucy Ann E

    But will this stop my teeth going grey. A giant steak told me off for eating too much yeast...

  • xydoit

    The wine and salt this is real. The mouth wash there are some with alcohol.

  • Alex Lipscomb

    If you are looking for a medieval event their are many such as knome witch is a weekend event and pennsic witch a 1-2 week event in Pennsylvania their are images on the Web if you search pennsic war and at this war you can take classes, shoot arrows, and even through weapons. The entry fee is around $100-$200 per person children under 18 are aroun $15-$25.

  • Justin Borriello

    obviously they didn't work that good since they're all dead now. so... idk what you guys expected

  • Oren Avrahami

    9:45. Whoever told you to put cat poop on your arm pranked you.

  • Wayne S

    Okay, so when will it be gratuitous cat crap and urine day?

  • SimpleKhajiit

    just to be honest. yall went too far with this one. like seriously, you didn't have to do this..

  • AwesomeCat2012

    There's a whole LIST of reasons I'm glad I was born to live in the modern age, and these things just got added. LOL

  • N VG

    Gross but hilarious episode!

  • Justin A.

    Actually, their are a few medications still out there that have to be made by hand by pharmacists.

  • WeedMIC

    Man segment two - proof u blokes are soooo addicted to likes :D

  • roope rontu

    The cat poop got me thinking "No no no no no nooooooooo!", literally.

  • stephanie cohen

    This was the first time something in gmm was so disgusting I had to close my eyes and skip it. It was the poop.

  • Rian Pardy

    The Walnut cleaning was not full size Walnut shells. They are supposed to be broken up and ground into smaller almost dust like partials first. Enabling it to get into smaller crevasses first.

  • Kristin Poynter

    Omgosh you guys are killing me today!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 No, stop ...... Lol...... Wait, don't stop!!!

  • Bob Motster

    You call that medieval vinegar? It's completely transparent! Pull your cat poo together guys - medieval vinegar is thick and dark as the age it was prepared in.

  • josh greg

    Im pritty sure you guys did the ashes wrong it was charcoal not ash when you burn a camp fire the ash is all the white stuff left over its basicly a type of lye

  • Stephsaguudefan

    9:56 Never thought I'd hear Rhett say "banging" and "cocks" in the same sentence.

  • jdssurf

    alright, cat shit to human piss, im out.

  • jdssurf

    no way i cant believe it, show needs a meeting. Cant believe they even slightly touched cat shit.

  • Jo Schmo

    Hey! It's a GMM version of Horrible Histories!

  • Maddy Wheeler

    I can't believe that I knew that they used to wash clothes in urine... What is my life?

  • Aaron

    The disease is called toxoplasmoses gondii

  • AwsomeMan 879011

    (0:01) well then. I can already tell this is gonna be a interesting morning.

  • Madison Smith

    Has anyone else seen the Instagram video? It's funny😀

  • BopoH Bopoh

    Imagine what Medieval Rhett would be like remember what end of the world Rhett was like? I believe Medieval Rhett would be just as brutal!

  • Harasen

    I jumped back in here to check out how my old favorite youtubers're doing. I missed out on over a whole season of content. Still the two dudes they used to be back in the day. ... Is it just the lighting of is Link's hair getting brighter?

  • Caroline

    dude I haven't been here in some time... wth happened with Link's hair..?

  • Amanda Sutherland

    I've been watching good mythical morning for a while now and I've got to say that this is really the first episode where something they've done has made me gag! Lol!

  • Cloud 9

    Rhett’s mouth is so small omg😂😂😂

  • relizondozy

    What about Andrew from @bingingwithbabish and his hate of cilantro

  • Joe

    i think trephination would have been an interesting one.

  • Alex Dascalu

    Guys...you did this wrong! That is not ash...it is coal! Ash is the grey very fine dust the wood makes after burning. You can mix ash with water or urine in this case to make sodium hydroxide, also known as lye. It takes 3 days for the chemical reaction to take place (cold reaction) and you only use the clear liquid after the sediment settles or you can boil it until you get a frothing clear liquid. Lye was used and is still used for lots of stuff: washing hair, clothes and floors but also as medicine for treating stomach aches, acidity and light poisoning. As i said...lye is still used in bio-products like detergents, soaps, cleaning products, being a very eco-friendly substance.

  • Patricia Oliveira

    I wasn't receiving your videos anymore :( Come on, YouTube! Let my bell ring stay!