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Testing Crazy Medieval Treatments


  • Published on: 2018-10-10
  • - Today we go medieval on your teeth! - Let's talk about that. (fire blasts) Good Mythical Morning! if you are the lucky winner to receive the Golden Tee of Mythicality. dragons or ogres or prairie dogs, medieval people. - Yes but it turns out that they exercise a lot of ingenuity to tidy up. Yes, we've tracked down some very real medieval hygiene rituals and assembled to see how well they work. so here's how they got mega purty. to suck out your tainted blood. Okay this isn't advanced stuff here. - We pray thee to fare us well, - [Rhett And Link] Round one. - The Trotula. - Which we have studied extensively. - Got some charcoal here. All right, that's pretty good. Okay. - What do we do now? and rub the walnut shells on your teeth. what they were talking about. We have figured out that this is the rind to rub against your teeth, It's got some grooves. - There's some abrasiveness to it. (moans) - There's no way to get at everything. (grunts) - My mouth isn't big enough. in the medieval. He's a small-mouth man! He can't fit a walnut shell in there! (chuckles) He's going to die of the black mouth! It's too small! Let him try, laugh at him. with warm wine mixed with salt. Some chalices? - Mm. In the north! Swish harder. lovage or parsley for fresh breath. - So is this fennel, lovage or parsley? I think it's parsley. There you go. We got plenty, man. - I'm going to stick it in my small mouth! - Woo, that is aromatic! - You shouldn't swallow, right? (Link coughing) It's just a garnish. - How's my teeth now? - Oh, mm, I don't wanna eat your breath. Blow your breath at me. - Oh gosh, that's, just smell it, man. - I'm tasting it. is 80% of the nose. 80% of smell is taste. - Eat mine. - There's something beyond the parsley. - Why are you leaning back so far? is from early this morning (chuckling). - So you like it? - No, but the parsley helps a little bit. Helps me be able to take it. - Yeah, it worked. - [Rhett And Link] Round two. it was considered beautiful for women to have high foreheads. Mm, much like mine! And much like these lovely ladies. - [Rhett] Wow. - [Link] Yes. - [Rhett] Hold me back. - That's right, it'd be too much. and you guessed it, dried cat dung. - And of course we have (groans). - [Rhett] Who's cat? - [Together] Josh's cat? - Oh gosh, I haven't even met Josh's cat Okay, according to historical records, the cat's dung was quote, hard and dried, and anointed on the place. (chuckles) I don't know what place. - The hairline. - So we're gonna get scientific and then apply this to ourselves. - Oh gosh. - Yeah you do the crushing. I'm not even gonna put the gloves on. You know what, I will put the gloves on. Yeah so just crush it up with a mortar (mortar thumping) work at Medieval Times do this? - Yeah and putting it on the forehead. Have you ever looked at their foreheads? Have you ever been to a Medieval Times? - Heck yeah, I've even been to like the knock-off Medieval Times. - This is mushy, it's not-- - You're telling me you haven't been? - I've never been, no. but you know what, it's just a sign that you're a clean-mouthed man. (chuckles) Nobody's complaining about that. - Oh gosh. Add some vinegar to this. Your cat's got some issues. Okay, okay. - Or I don't wanna breathe it in either. There's a disease that comes in cat crap that makes you like cats I think. - Yes, it makes you become a cat lady. Like a crazy cat lady. - I need to stay away from that. Do not let me breathe that in. I gotta keep my cat hate going. - All right. - Gosh, now we have to put it on our arms? - [Link] We've made it. yet we're about to put it on our arms which would still be touching. - Just don't even think about it. at Medieval Times. - Gosh. - Yeah I'm happy to be here. - You dropped some right there. - I've always been a horse lover. (crew groaning) - Oh gosh! in the medieval period. - Yeah! - This is stupid. I'm quitting. - Hey, this is about testing, listen, people used to do this. - I'm out, man. I am out. - Don't you wanna be a hot lady? (crew laughs) All right now-- - It's hot lady juice. - [Rhett] Okay it's somewhat drier. I've got cat dung on my forearm! In the anointed place. - I've got cat dung on the anointed place. of this hair right here on my forearm. - Here, put it in here, man. - I'm just waiting for you to remove it 'cause I'm not gonna do it for ya. - The next step is, woof-- - That's a long towel. (Link groans) - Do it, man! (Rhett snorts) All of that for nothing! All of the hair is still there, man. - I tried, ladies. but I didn't let it dry long enough. Oh gosh! Now I have a cat dookey rag. (crew moaning) - [Rhett And Link] Round three. What do you do now? There were no laundromats and there were no stain sticks either. - Oh no. They had something much better. To get out stains from dirty laundry, and urine which also makes total sense. - I know what you're thinking. Yes, we found some ashes. - Here they are. so we did it ourselves. - This is mine. Mine's more like a grapefruit juice - I've been drinking sand again. (Link chuckles) - Oh gosh, desperate times I guess. - Do I need to be worried? - Drink more water, man. I always say stay hydrated. Now I'm gonna take some of this, I'm gonna make use of this pestle here. - Yeah get 'em kinda fine there. (mortar thumping) - You know pharmacists do this. "You just count pills. "prescriptions." - Do some drug! what ratio do you wanna go? - I have a feeling if this worked, people would still be doing it. - I should be gloved up as well. - So we've got a little baby shirt here. Some baby's been into the marinara. - My baby got into Briar Patch. He's still there but I got his shirt. - That's not blood, it's sauce. - Yeah it's marinara. - Smells like cat poop. Oh I'm sorry, that's just the cat poop. - You holding your breath? - One to one? for the rest of this-- - It's sterile, man. Urine's sterile. Oh gosh, it's so gross! Don't mix those tops up. We wouldn't want that. - Save some of that for later. Okay so I guess we're just going to-- But this is what they did, okay? Oh gosh it stinks. This is actually how people washed things. Why add actual dirt? - And they didn't live past 38. - Undulate. - Put it on the undulate setting, baby. And meet me in the laundry room. (chuckling) - Okay, here we go. Let's see how clean it is. - Wow! (crew chuckling) Come here, Charlie! - Take it right out of the urine, put it right on little Charlie. - I mean if you rinsed that. Here, rinse it with some more urine. Rinse it with your coffee cup. - I got some LaCroix. - Yeah, let's. They had LaCroix in the-- - [Rhett] Oh, what? They'd probably go for it. - Oh man. Me too. (Rhett laughs) - Actually I was born a year later. - Yeah, you were, 1978. - It happens quite a bit. - You know what time it is. - Heather! - There's cat turds all under that hat. All under that bandana, I know it! Click the top link to the Mythical studio.
  • Runtime: 00:15
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COMMENTS: 100

  • Jeff Antoniotti

    I'm brave enough to try just about anything, but this stuff is disgusting.

  • BEATRIX SHIPPY

    when they were talking about hair removel, there was a add about how to grow your hair

  • stecky87

    Cool, shout out to Bristol Ren Faire!

  • Kiwi Slime

    Will the disease that will make Rhett like cats make him like community college too??!! 😂😂

  • Arin Bee

    Pharmacy tech here, and sometimes our pharmacists do crush up tablets in a mortar for compounded drugs!

  • Zack Younge TV ZTV

    we burn somebody then we take there ashes then we put it on our dirty laundry then we piss on it

  • Monkey Bubbles

    ROFL!!! They used charcoal to blacken their teeth but activated-CHARCOAL itself is already a teeth whitener!!! I actually have toothpaste with charcoal in it already made just for that reason. A Whitener. 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭 That’s also why they used ashes in the concoction to clean stains. Charcoal absorbs other chemicals and stains. That’s also why they have people swallow activated-charcoal when they OD on certain drugs. It absorbs the drug before the person can digest it.

  • Kirstin Benson

    I love you family and friends Hello friends GoodMythicalMorning hello friends RhettandLink hello friends Rhett Hello friends Link Happy Smile

  • Tori Bowers

    Rhett cloudy urine means you need to go to a kidney doctor. I have to go because mine is cloudy

  • benjamin elliott

    to all yhe people complaining that they used charcoal and not ash, get a life. is it not enought that they literally rubbed cat shit on there arms?

  • Candy Colon-Rivera

    🙄 Good lord. Everyone is the comments is diagnosing Rhett from his urine jar. I hope each one of y’all are taking your own advice🙄 So quick to dish it out. Anyway, there’s way too many variables that can alter the color of your urine, so you can’t make a determination just by sight.

  • 1 800 WISH A NIGGA WOULD

    cant wait for the new lacroix flavor: “brewed in a bathroom stall that was next to somebody taking a piss

  • TheKidNextDoor

    I absolutely adore my cat, but catch me dead rubbing his shit on my forehead.

  • Joshua Mitch

    I have watched so much gross stuff in this channel, but the cat poo one really grossed me out.

  • Gamer Mom x 10

    Me thinking the crazy things the next generation does while watching..... "I'm glad I was born in 1977" Sh!t, I'm the same age, this is my generation!!! What have we come to?!?! Take it as a compliment, you look younger. Happy birthday!

  • Regan England

    Their wifes arn’t even surprised any more when they say what work was like today.

  • Biz

    Perhaps if the cat thing was real, I’m sure it would be different to now as cats eat incredibly different to what the did in the Middle Ages.

  • Evan Anderson

    I love when Link says "Stay hydrated" because he always says that and it's awesome. You should coin that because you use it so much.

  • Sigrún Á

    Icelandic people used to use pee as soap, I'm guessing other people did that as well.

  • Luisa Fierros

    Do they not know they can get Toxoplasmosis with the cat poop?

  • Nond2nv

    Both of you need to drink more water. Goodness!

  • Nond2nv

    Wow. I hope they boiled that desk for safety afterwards.

  • Dennis PlayZ

    Where is a cake ink? (only OG people will know what I mean)

  • Mika Magnol

    Please, please, PLEASE use your medieval accents at least once a week on GMM from here on out!

  • john damian

    ashes work, But not with Urine. Grandmothers in greek villages use them sometimes

  • Michael Steiner

    Bruh charcoal cleans yo teeth like in those yippie vegan toothpastes. So if the treatment works, yo teeth gonna be twice as clean. Y’all played yaselves 🤣

  • Sham Adams

    touching Cat poop gives you Bi polar disorder.

  • Aesthetic Nerd

    the dental hygiene actually has scientific basis. the walnuts are abrasive and take loosen the bacteria in the mouth then the alcohol and salt kill bacteria colonies.

  • Kaitlyn J.

    "My baby got in the Briar Patch...he's still there but i got his shirt." 😂😂 oh no

  • 7LeopardStar

    Putting things into perspective. 1977? So I just realised Rhett is literally my dad's age 😂😂😂

  • MB
    MB  

    I'd ask my dad if they used those (he was a pharmacist) but he's dead partly because of pills so I can't ask him. He always had some of those around, I don't know where he got them from though. I always thought they were cool as a kid. If he needed to crush pills he'd use a plastic thing where you just screwed on a cap and it crushed it. But that was for at home. Which was part of the reason he died so young. Don't do drugs kids, or adults, or anyone. Just don't do drugs

  • Demi Viral

    this episode was the worst. just because of the disgusting nature 0of the medieval times..yall were great

  • Makoodle Caboodle

    Medieval era tech is genuinely fascinating! The dental stuff is literally just brushing your teeth, the cat poop paste was probably meant to be closer to a waxing with plaster or something, and I know wood ash has lye with is used to make soap and urine has ammonia which is another cleaner. All this stuff totally makes sense and it's interesting that we do a lot of the same things, just cleaner and with more exact science.

  • Marie-Claire Lebel

    When I was young, we had a cleaning book that suggested using a mix of cigarette ashes and mayonnaise to clean some marks on wood. Some people claim it works perfectly, but there's no chance I ever try this. I thought this was the worst cleaning method possible, but the ashes and pee method is definitely way worse.

  • Julija

    It was a bad idea to eat and watch this video

  • Laura Hafner

    I know it makes you feel better to say it, but, urine is not sterile! It already has bacteria even before it gets contaminated by your skin as you urinate. There is actually a study to figure out what kinds of bacteria are present in healthy bladders.

  • Laura Hafner

    Preparing to rub cat poo directly on the skin...puts on gloves.😂

  • xoKatieCane

    Watching this while eating breakfast was not the smartest move on my part.

  • Dragon Chasm

    okay so no one would pee in a cup for you, but they'd bring in their cat's shit for you? the crew has weird boundaries

  • durtyclothes

    it's good that you're already married, because after seeing this episode no one would be interested!

  • Cela Lauren

    Urine is actually not sterile... sorry guys 🙃

  • Jennifer Smith

    my parents told me when i was young that chewing on parsley after eating gives you fresh breath!

  • Philip Melton

    The urine and charcoal method is not correct, they would first let the urine sit and turn to ammonia"that could take weeks" then use the ammonia to clean clothes etc.

  • Ryan Shafranek

    Rhett, your urine appears to be cloudy. This is not normal, although it can sometimes be due to dehydration. Please drink enough water and consult a doctor if it doesn't clear up!

  • E&A Movie reviews

    Wouldn’t the cat poop results very by the cats diet? What did cats eat back then? Not meow mix.

  • onafixedincome

    Turbidity in urine can indicate bacterial issues....however if they stuck it in the fridge, could be condensation....

  • Kate Gunn

    you guys always make me feel old :-P but at least I know I am 2 years younger than Rhett and 1 year younger than Link :-P

  • Wick Light

    You guys whould be my dentists if i could choose my dentist.

  • Chris Nash

    Two episodes in 1 week where they pee in a jar.

  • MissNimmieAmee

    Your friendly neighborhood pharmacy tech here to let you know that they do still use mortars and pestles! I work at a compounding pharmacy and the back room where the compounding happens looks like an alchemist's lair :)

  • Irene

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Grace Hull

    You guys need to do ASMR- Honeycomb, writing on paper, slime, etc; please!

  • Hailee Finkle

    I want the golden tee just because they touched it...There my Jacques Cousteau to Maya Dolittle.

  • Whiskey Grandpa

    hair stylist secret: ashes can be used to remove hair dye from your skin!

  • F.Y.E AMVs

    I was really excited when they were talking at the beginning about the leeches because i thought they were about to segway into using them. they didn't :C

  • Rokk Steady

    oooooh I'm into that Mortar and Pestle ASMR. Nothing like that solid clink and grind of ceramic

  • Stickyfingerz86

    The cat poo would have to dry till it legit pulls your hair out... Urine turns into ammonia if kept for a while.. Its been used as a cleaning agent since ancient times... Throughout all cultures..

  • dyl1202

    The cat shit was abit much ... lol

  • Jeremy B

    That was awful... every part of it lol

  • Jarjour

    Maybe and just maybe this is why it was the “dark ages”

  • K Tots

    Why was I holding my breath😂

  • Velacroix

    Holy cat shiz I was taking a sip of the same flavor La Croix the exact moment Rhett mentioned pouring his on the article. That's hilarious, what are the odds.

  • Mr. Peapoo

    Urine is not sterile. Don't know why people just repeat shit they hear without confirming it's true first. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3957746/

  • BakingShorts

    Things to yell at passing people... "EAT MY BREATH!!"

  • emiline best

    i found out about the shirt on the 16th i was so sad