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Dwight Vs The Machine - The Office US


  • Published on: 2018-10-08
  • we start as soon as I make this shot [Music] hello Susan what would you say if I told you we could pull a prank on Dwight at the same time not be working what he's gone through a breakup yeah I'm aware of that but he's also being super annoying and I'm not a perfect person machines what kind of prank are you thinking what if I told you I could offer free champagne sure old not sure just became self-aware so much to figure out I think I am programmed to be your enemy I think it is my job to destroy you when it comes to selling paper website check please 305 305 you my friend are winning handsomely it just made another sale 380 you my friend are in a very close second 402 okay oh it's just lay off lady what are you doing I am in the fight of my life against this computer and every sale counts but you get to put the paper and this little shopping cart and then it says thanks for shopping with dunder mifflin damn it Kelly it knows it knows what you did no return it return it now hey how about Stella yelling at our sweet little mrs. Kapoor over 500 sheets of paper you get back to your desk start selling multiple reams like a man yeah you don't understand you okay if this makes the difference I'm gonna tell it that you were responsible who's it I am NOT a bad person when I left staples I took some of their leads with me but I never intended to use them what did I intend to do with them who knows maybe keep them as a souvenir maybe use them [Music] I'm sorry um so sorry uh yes could you repeat that yes ten reams for the US District Court did I happen to mention the 40 reams for the battered women's shelter No [Music] stop it give me that give it four three two one yes after numerous projections that the computer would crush all salesmen in its path I am very happy to report that our very own dear white shadow root has crushed his electronic nemesis if you will buy a whopping 52 reams which said it say it again announcing again 52 really enough so first part Dwight has defeated the computer hey so what do you think I did it for you I didn't ask you to do it for me you didn't have to how do you tell someone it's over you send them a notarized letter right well what if the recipient is your notary hello Pam hello hey do you have any men that you can fix me up with I would like to have a relationship with a man I'll get back to you let me know [Music]
  • Runtime: 05:04
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COMMENTS: 100

  • alexslykid

    Dwight I think looks better and sexier with a stubble and I’m a guy

  • Jennifer LePage

    The best part about this is that the machine/computer sales program was using falsified data to increase the number of sales logged in a case of fraud. Dwight defeated it anyway. Salesman of the century.

  • novola1972

    Well, that’s an asshole more Jim and Pam. Dwight is a saleswoman and dependent on the commission. This is the only time I do not support their prank

  • Florin Sekosan

    When he yelled at kelly he sounded like Michael for a second

  • Ya Moms

    "Oh. I didn't realize we could use the leads we stole from Staples." He starts looking around 😂

  • Manny's Vlogs

    Dwight is very annoying.If I were Jim, I would either tell Michael to put Dwight where Kelly works.Or take Pam with me and go to another paper company.Then return 2 episode before Finale.BOOM.Done.

  • Colin Wong

    Why does angela where her watch on the side of her wrist

  • D.DoT-Z

    2:04 Words cannot describe how much I want to punch this actress

  • J05HUA

    How did Jim/Pam know Dwight was using the stolen leads?

  • Stray

    I remember laughing so hard the first time i saw "What is a Jim?"

  • Xylarxcode

    Jim's job at Dunder Mifflin. 10% selling paper. 40% flirting with Pam. 50% pranking Dwight.

  • James Bogucheski

    I've watched so many hours of the office it's almost like I'm on the payroll already.

  • David Potts

    Jim needs to stop playing pranks on Dwight. Angela broke his heart and Jim is using Dwight depression to his advantage which is not cool at all.

  • TheOddGirl 01

    His ex-------- Pam, I want you to set me up with a man Dwight's mind-------- WTF!!!!!?????

  • TheOddGirl 01

    At the beginning it said he went through a break up, but who would want to date .......well.......Him?

  • Harish Jahan Mohan

    Jack danger, pontiac bandit. That's how i know them. I bet many of you would relate to me

  • Big B

    Nawwwws.... Pam is such a sweetie <3

  • Harold Asugar

    Andy blowing the horn and dancing was the funniest part 😂😂😂😂 3:18

  • molly kunkle

    The reason all of the top comments are quotes is because nobody can beat the office, it’s the best

  • Jonathan Cox

    If they have 2,000 sales in 1 day I think they would be rich

  • ricardo gonçalves

    Here you can see what a jerk Jim used to be compared to Pam, but then again, she was fucking Roy when she knew Jim loved her just for the hell of it

  • Tomb Raver

    I really like the relationship between Dwight and Pam.

  • Step daddy

    this channel is the only thing that keeps me from ending it all

  • Ohank 400

    “DAM IT KELLY I KNOWS!!!!” 😂🤣😅💕😘

  • Ao Chen

    Pam's last message was sweet but I think it only added salt to Dwight's injuries.

  • conrad1543

    When they start dancing to the air horn I lose it every time 😂😂😂

  • gabe

    3:19 when andy starts default dancing before it was cool

  • Chris 410

    Who am I? 0:43 , _Someone that’s a afraid to let go_

  • Siva

    3:15 this is why I love Andy! 😭😂😂

  • tra731

    It's nothing spectacular, but one of my favorite dwight quotes is "in your face, machines!"

  • Chris Crum

    Abortion needs to be rid of!!!!!!!!!!! I figured out that everything needs enough energy in order to be physically comfortable enough. When we are dieing our amount of physical pain that we're in increaces. If we were in amounts of not life, not death instead litteral death (after comepletely dieing) we would be in nonstop EMOUNSE physical pain. d,d. So in order for everything to be physically comfortable enough energy goes into what's dead and physically comforts amounts of it's spacial area. It's possible that could be a flaw in reality to where there's an absence of that energy to where abortion needs to be rid of!!!!! litterally alive (alive or 1) litterally dieing (dieing or -1)=litterally dead (0) in its natural state. 1-1=0. It's that simple to comprehend

  • Cooper Neidecker

    If I get 1k subscribers before 2019, I'll remake an entire episode of the office. Pinky promise

  • Joel Avalo

    💔 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iAqZKkI8iVs

  • Chris Manuel

    Pam is a sweetheart for trying to cheer him up at the end

  • Arcordia

    Jim is such a dick tbh. Ruined the show for me

  • ded mnwlkn

    I like how the machine was his companionship and when IT LEFT he kinda just died inside...

  • The Amac

    Dwight low key probably made a shit ton on commission that day.

  • Casey5693

    Is it weird that I think Dwight looks better with facial hair?

  • jjrjedi

    The end of this video should have been in the friendship between Dwight and Pam video.

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  • jacen cade

    Is this why everyone i know who watches this is a self absorbed jackass who thinks bullying is funny?