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Dwight Vs The Machine - The Office US


  • Published on: 2018-10-08
  • we start as soon as I make this shot [Music] hello Susan what would you say if I told you we could pull a prank on Dwight at the same time not be working what he's gone through a breakup yeah I'm aware of that but he's also being super annoying and I'm not a perfect person machines what kind of prank are you thinking what if I told you I could offer free champagne sure old not sure just became self-aware so much to figure out I think I am programmed to be your enemy I think it is my job to destroy you when it comes to selling paper website check please 305 305 you my friend are winning handsomely it just made another sale 380 you my friend are in a very close second 402 okay oh it's just lay off lady what are you doing I am in the fight of my life against this computer and every sale counts but you get to put the paper and this little shopping cart and then it says thanks for shopping with dunder mifflin damn it Kelly it knows it knows what you did no return it return it now hey how about Stella yelling at our sweet little mrs. Kapoor over 500 sheets of paper you get back to your desk start selling multiple reams like a man yeah you don't understand you okay if this makes the difference I'm gonna tell it that you were responsible who's it I am NOT a bad person when I left staples I took some of their leads with me but I never intended to use them what did I intend to do with them who knows maybe keep them as a souvenir maybe use them [Music] I'm sorry um so sorry uh yes could you repeat that yes ten reams for the US District Court did I happen to mention the 40 reams for the battered women's shelter No [Music] stop it give me that give it four three two one yes after numerous projections that the computer would crush all salesmen in its path I am very happy to report that our very own dear white shadow root has crushed his electronic nemesis if you will buy a whopping 52 reams which said it say it again announcing again 52 really enough so first part Dwight has defeated the computer hey so what do you think I did it for you I didn't ask you to do it for me you didn't have to how do you tell someone it's over you send them a notarized letter right well what if the recipient is your notary hello Pam hello hey do you have any men that you can fix me up with I would like to have a relationship with a man I'll get back to you let me know [Music]
  • Runtime: 05:04
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COMMENTS: 100

  • ricardo gonçalves

    Here you can see what a jerk Jim used to be compared to Pam, but then again, she was fucking Roy when she knew Jim loved her just for the hell of it

  • Tomb Raver

    I really like the relationship between Dwight and Pam.

  • Step daddy

    this channel is the only thing that keeps me from ending it all

  • Ohank 400

    “DAM IT KELLY I KNOWS!!!!” 😂🤣😅💕😘

  • Ao Chen

    Pam's last message was sweet but I think it only added salt to Dwight's injuries.

  • conrad1543

    When they start dancing to the air horn I lose it every time 😂😂😂

  • gabe

    3:19 when andy starts default dancing before it was cool

  • Chris 410

    Who am I? 0:43 , _Someone that’s a afraid to let go_

  • Siva

    3:15 this is why I love Andy! 😭😂😂

  • tra731

    It's nothing spectacular, but one of my favorite dwight quotes is "in your face, machines!"

  • Chris Crum

    Abortion needs to be rid of!!!!!!!!!!! I figured out that everything needs enough energy in order to be physically comfortable enough. When we are dieing our amount of physical pain that we're in increaces. If we were in amounts of not life, not death instead litteral death (after comepletely dieing) we would be in nonstop EMOUNSE physical pain. d,d. So in order for everything to be physically comfortable enough energy goes into what's dead and physically comforts amounts of it's spacial area. It's possible that could be a flaw in reality to where there's an absence of that energy to where abortion needs to be rid of!!!!! litterally alive (alive or 1) litterally dieing (dieing or -1)=litterally dead (0) in its natural state. 1-1=0. It's that simple to comprehend

  • Cooper Neidecker

    If I get 1k subscribers before 2019, I'll remake an entire episode of the office. Pinky promise

  • Joel Avalo

    💔 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iAqZKkI8iVs

  • Chris Manuel

    Pam is a sweetheart for trying to cheer him up at the end

  • Arcordia

    Jim is such a dick tbh. Ruined the show for me

  • ded mnwlkn

    I like how the machine was his companionship and when IT LEFT he kinda just died inside...

  • The Amac

    Dwight low key probably made a shit ton on commission that day.

  • Casey5693

    Is it weird that I think Dwight looks better with facial hair?

  • jjrjedi

    The end of this video should have been in the friendship between Dwight and Pam video.

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  • jacen cade

    Is this why everyone i know who watches this is a self absorbed jackass who thinks bullying is funny?

  • pneu _

    The Office is probably the most overrated TV show of all time. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a good show that can hold its own but it can’t be compared to Arrested Development or Parks and Rec.

  • Barney Lynch

    Andy was the downfall of this show. Never once was he funny, just an annoying twat.

  • smugdoggo

    I FEEL SO BAD FOR HIM IN THE END I KINDA CRIED A BIT. OKAY A LOT

  • Elias Figueroa

    If only Robert California had come into the fold earlier and been in this scene. It would have made Age of Ultron so ominous, as if a sign from the universe that this was the day Ultrons casting really took place.

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  • Patrick Pin

    I’ve watched this series three times, and it never fails to make me laugh out loud 😂3:14

  • Ham Evil

    Omg my favorite show ever, I even sleep to it. Love the pranks?

  • Alex Silverstein

    THIS IS FUCKING HIGHLIGHTS FROM A SHOW THAT HASN'T BEEN ON IN OVER 5 YEARS.

  • Elias Gibson

    Are we all forgetting that the computer actually sold more then Dwight? I mean, it would sell for 24 hours a day, so after an entire day Dwight would have sold less

  • EW NIKO

    Watching the office is the whitest thing I’ve ever done

  • My Name

    He should have beat that negroes ass and spit in that Muslim whores face

  • Roodly F Buts

    Sooo Dwight didn't know Jim included Pam in his schemes?