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Neil deGrasse Tyson: Trump's Space Force Is Not A Crazy Idea


  • Published on: 2018-09-12
  • ASTROPHYSICIST. >> Stephen: YOU'RE WELCOME. WE HAVE THE STARS OUT TONIGHT. >> I ALWAYS NOTICE YOUR STARS. THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL. THEY'RE ACCURATE. >> THOSE ARE NOT ACCURATE. >> THEY'RE FUN, THEY'RE FUN. TOUCHING ON THAT. HE ANNOUNCED SPACE FORCE. >> YEAH. KNOWLEDGE. WHY DO WE NEED THE SPACE FORCE? BOARD. THAT IT THEN BE A CRAZY THING. JUST-- I'M JUST SAYING. >> Stephen: IT DON'T HELP. FORCE. WE HAVE A SPACE FORCE. AUSPICES OF THE AIR FORCE. >> Stephen: REALLY. THE AIR FORCE PUT G.P.S. SATELLITES IN ORBIT. THE AIR FORCE DID IT? FOR, LIKE, TWO YEARS AT A TIME? >> I CANNOT COMMENT. >> Stephen: THEY DO. IT LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE SHUTTLE. >> IT'S A SECRET PLANE. NEIL! KNOW WHAT IT'S DOING UP THERE? >> I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. >> Stephen: OH, YOU SO KNOW. I'M GOING TO GET YOU DRUNK. ( LAUGHTER ). FEW THINGS. THROW IN SOME ASTEROID DEFENSE. WE NEED THAT. RID OF THE SPACE DEBRIS. AND WHERE DID IT COME FROM? LOT OF HARDWARE IN SPACE. ISN'T SPACE ALREADY A VACUUM? >> Stephen: THERE ISN'T. A BIG NET. TRACKING, LIKE, A BOLT? ACTIVITIES. WHAT IS A SPY SATELLITE? >> YEAH, SPACE MUSCLE. WE DON'T HAVE WAR FRONTIERS. >> WE TRIED. UNITED STATES. >> INCLUDING THE NIGHTS YOOUTS. SPACE AND PEACE AND PROSPERITY. IT'S BEAUTIFUL. IT'S BEAUTIFUL. OWN." >> THERE'S A GRAY AREA IN THERE. WELL, THAT'S DEFENSIVE. HAVE TO BE PREPARED FOR? WEAPONS AND BOMBS DISPLI AM. OPERATIONS ON EARTH'S SURFACE. BOMB. >> CORRECT. SATELLITES. ADVANCED IN 1978. HAPPENS IN THE MOVIE "GRAVITY." >> EXACTLY. NEVER WENT ZERO G. GO. AND THEN WAR IS DONE IN SPACE. SO IT'S NOT REALISTIC. YOUR OWN DAMN FACE. >> Stephen: BAD IDEA IN SPACE. >> BAD IDEA GR I W. JUST A MOMENT.
  • Runtime: 08:07
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COMMENTS: 100

  • jamie lanster

    He is talking about orbit, how can neil not know the difference between war in space and war in orbit?

  • Siddharth Parida

    "Just because it came out of Neil deGrasse Tyson's mouth doesn't mean it's a good idea".

  • James T.

    Trump's Space Marines... Reminds me of GTA somehow.

  • jango boba

    And just like that NDT was off the Christmas card list..

  • Ted Phillips

    I stopped watching television back in November 2016 along with the rest of the intelligent world.

  • Jeff Ferguson

    everyone laughed at Trump when he said he could achieve 3 % growth. Turns out he is achieving 4.3 %. Don't underestimate Trump. MAGA 2020 #WALKAWAY

  • Ana Diaz

    2:30 someone make me a GIF of that right now pretty pleeeaaasee!!!🤣

  • Juan Carlos Gonzalez

    Let's just say that when Trump says "Space Force", "Optimized command & control of space assets" is not what his supporters are hearing ¬_¬

  • Ramsés Vásquez

    With a baptismal like Nail of Grace, how could he not Look Celestial? He surely was predestined to become an astrophysicist.....take or leave...LOLLLLLL JESUS...plus he works as a heathen in Hayden Museum (l8r he absconds)

  • onoma eponimo

    The only good choice for americans all this years is trump

  • Cory Tollman

    Make it the Space Guard so it's more like the Coast Guard.

  • Sven

    I think Trump talked to Putin, (Russian Space Forces) Trump is like, space force, we need space force!

  • Eric Jeffrey

    It really is a show of how arrogant the human race is, thinking that its not a good idea to have a militant space fleet to protect us from aliens

  • Hurtz

    What is going on with the comments, talking about "ignorant" Colbert being "shut down" by Tyson? Obviously Colbert wants Tyson to explain his points to the (possably uneducated) viewer and gets him to do so by asking him the respective questions. You wouldn't actually believe he was beeing serious when asking if space could be vacuumed, ...?

  • Confused Kiwi

    SC is a dummy just saying. Suppose your entire country are dummies though ......... With the occasional outliers

  • Jack Hubley

    Just because it came out of a whinny, narcissistic, shit for brains 4 year old doesn't make it a bad idea , Let's let him drive the car. And Just because an award winning astrophysicist who was there, is still touting the "official" 911 line doesn't mean that a 4 year old couldn't figure it out.

  • Manny Santiago

    I miss Carl Sagan. Neil Degrasse Tyson is too much of an establishment apologist. Sagan would have questioned the $200 billion military budget increase in a time where there is many other social programs that money could have been invested in.

  • Kain Nosgoth

    When Trump's Space Force discovers and accidentally opens the Hell Gate on Mars, I suppose Robert Mueller will be looking for collusion in that too..

  • Ward McCreery

    I saw an interview with Trump supporters and the interviewer asked about NASA and they said Trumps space force would tell them what's really going on space, like NASA isn't tell us everything that's going un space, that their information us supect, more conspiracy theory garbage!!

  • Ward McCreery

    Plausible denied - ability they track screws, a lost glove, paint chips and the like!!

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    I already heard these stories in Joe Rogan experience

  • joe toner

    the intro music is "i like it" by debarge

  • dani Leuenberger

    ya but are wars not a bad idea in general but people keep doing them anyways.

  • HMan

    You are like an innocent child NDT... The military will not clean space or defend against asteroids. They want to build orbital bombardment weapon platforms. That's what Trump wants anyway, unaware that there are International treaties that forbid it. It's not nuclear and no other nation has the means to do it, so they will classify them separately than other WMDs, and start dropping tungsten rods on countries that won't give them their oil a few megatons at a time. Now you might expect that splitting space command from the air force will lower the air force budget and reallocate part of it to the new space force... Yeah, right...

  • You Truly

    Trump Has Much Guidance To. Even My Elders Require Guidance Sometimes.

  • Tom Mc

    Y'all realize these interactions are rehearsed? Steve is giving him easy ignorant opposing questions because they both have an agenda. Trying to get a reaction out of us whether or not they even believe what they're saying. Oops nevermind, I forgot my place.

  • ToddJohnsonEveningNews

    I used to like colbert a lot, but he just doesn’t have any common sense. Jumping on the ‘shit on trump because thats how you get views’ wagon is just weak.

  • b b

    BS to get your tax money

  • Seekarr

    I am pretty sure Trump made Space Force because he believes aliens are coming from Mars.

  • ZakAshChan

    You don't want someone with a multitude of scientific accolades, praising an idea formed in the mind of a narcissist who just so happens to be the highest in the chain of command of a military force. ... Stupid move, Tyson. Number 45 will take what you've said and spin it as support for his ideas. Ideas - plural.

  • john mcdonald

    they wouldnt need to blow up the satellites, they could fry them with a laser or some other advanced weapon and im sure neil forgot to mention that lol

  • Alienxfb14

    Stephen has completely woven his entire fabric and identity around the fact that everything Trump says is wrong or evil, regardless of whether or not it is. It has become his schtick. It’s predictable. And in the world of show business, predictability is the worst thing someone can have.

  • Jeanette D.

    Does anyone know what Trumps Space Force is all about? Haven't heard himself explaining anything - and neither people who thinks it's a good idea. Don't know if the links works ....but here it is, and it's quite amusing :o) https://youtu.be/btaEDH775ko?t=9m58s

  • SageMontana

    I never thought I’d hear Neil degrasse Tyson say “we need somma dat”

  • Johan Persson

    Lasers Neil, lasers! no need for no projectiles in space man!

  • Martin Xayachack

    Bigger picture here; why spens fundings to start something that basically will do what we've been doing ???? Or am I wrong ???

  • Smokedship

    Neil DeGrasse Tyson is pro anything that would throw billions at the ridiculous expenses of space exploration. So basically he’s just trying to protect his job at the expense of the planet. Rather than wasting all that money and resources on looking outside the planet, why not just use it to settle our home planet instead? Synthetic Non-Vegitrian food, Global Warming, A-Forestation, Pollution control, alternate fuels, Law Enforcement etc, all these things can be helped move in leaps and bounds if the same amount of money and intellectual resources are used on them.

  • tariqkhwaja

    Common sense ... common sense is that even in our world military excursions (Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria, Yemen, Rohngya, Israel/Palestine) always lead to blow back (in the form of terrorism, ISIS, etc.). Until World War ... it's the same inescapable concept. But since the result is not immediate nobody cares to give it a second thought unfortunately. May God guide us towards unity and peace.

  • Daisy Leigh

    THE BLACK GODS ARE HERE AND THEY ARE GOING TO KICK ALL OF YOUR NEANDERBEAST ASSES. YOU'RE ALL FINISHED, DONE AND EXTINCT.

  • Knegrodamus

    “Aww you so know ,Ima get you drunk” 🤣 2 divorces later I’m here

  • Rachael Kowalewski

    Wow, this comment section is the most goddamn cancerous thing I’ve seen in a long time.

  • omarofuae

    Neil obviously wants to be part of the Space Force.

  • FattyMcButterPants

    CNN: Neil deGrasse Tyson is a racist warmonger that rapes 100 women a night and loves donald trump

  • FattyMcButterPants

    Leftists don't care. They would criticize trump for world peace if he accomplished that, they are just brainwashed morons.

  • Ian Nicely

    Probably the only thing I’ve ever heard NDT say that i didnt have a problem with...

  • _Sky_

    Anybody watching this in 2039 when the Space Force took down one of the Chinese satellites and caused the Kessler effect?

  • iMaDeMoN

    (18,000 mph) Remember that speed is relative. If we are all in orbit going in the same direction when a piece debris falls off the satellite, the relative difference in speed is small.

  • Diana Martin

    BUT...like he said, we ALREADY have this covered. We don't need to waste taxpayer money on "creating" an entirely new "force". It's just a money grab for more defense spending!

  • xKami102x

    I'm sorry Colbert but holy god, your complete lack of understanding of how space works, space militarization and how space debris ACTUALLY WORKS is mind boggling

  • yourpissingmeoffgoogle yeah

    love how people laughed when he said mustard gas getting pushed by the wind back into your trench. Yeah having something burning your lungs and throat while giving you boils all over your body is hilarious.

  • troiscarottes

    My regard for Neil de Grasse Tyson has just dropped a few thousand miles . Unless of course he wants to send all the high-ranking members of the US military into outer space on a one-way ticket. But I'm not optimistic.

  • Golden 47

    Star Wars in a nutshell and every fan just got fucked by Tyson.

  • redbeard

    How can anyone take Tyson seriously, when he clearly revels in showmanship? People don't think that maybe there's way way way better scientists out there, who are more interested in science than soaking spotlight? He's not wrong about Lord Trump's Imperial Space Force though.

  • becky selfridge

    neil is for science, not politic. he is truly a man of intellect

  • Karou Lilliehook

    i will always hate neil tyson. he made pluto not a planet, and for that i just... i just cannot forgive him but damn if he isnt a brilliant and well dressed man.

  • Conscious

    Tyson knows damn well that the US empire would find new ways to invade countries to steal control of their resources. He's a salesman for the Military Industrial Complex. The tool for the Central Bank oligarchs.

  • Blake Lawson

    One thing I bet most people don't realize when they hate on the idea of a space force is that nuclear bombs travel through space to get to their destination. I don't know about them, but I don't feel like getting hit with a nuke. We have technology to stop them, but it's far from perfect. It would be nice if we a branch that could have more of a focus on threats like that.

  • Drudley

    I never really got why Neil was into the space force.. But this explained a lot.

  • Julie W.

    https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/world/trump-couldn’t-get-mexico-to-pay-for-his-wall-now-americans-won’t-pay-either/ar-BBNmjco?ocid=spartandhp Wow, that thing sounds expensive (the wall). Don't know why any Americans actually BELIEVED that another country would pay for it - do you have any idea how expensive that thing would be?? Actually, I do know why they believed it. They actually believe Americans speak, and the rest of the world just does (lmao). If it ever happens (that they build it, although the American taxpayer will pay for it), any contractors better ask for their money up front (lol).

  • Osiris Thomas

    We are currently recruiting for the space force we need 400,000 low IQ individuals without jobs for manual labor in slightly dangerous positions.Our new radiation suits work great,Russia already has advanced spaced weapons. We need volunteers to wash satellites in space and arm them since we are years behind.Are there any patriots out there? If so email Illuminatinoreturnticket.com

  • alanlpctech

    Good way to lower your credibility by being on Colbert

  • Candy Corn

    Stephen needs to shut his mouth, he bashes trump but because of the tax cuts trump has made Stephen is probably making twice as much as he did before.

  • Shawn Lecrone

    If we can't have peace on Earth, we will not have peace in space.

  • J Ram

    Whats that song name at the beginning when Neil walks out

  • Ole Timer

    So Neil must make a lot of money working for NASA so why is he in the IMDB website, an actor for hire site ??? 😅🤣😂 #NeilAndNasaAreFake

  • Mademoiselle Minou

    Black hair-White beard. Now I’m no Astrophysicist, but...............that’s not accurate. 🤔

  • Mike Wilson

    okay okay so trump got one thing right. BUT THAT'S IT UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

  • BTS and NCT Trash [Yuta's Smile]

    A space force really isn't a bad idea. But the way trump thinks of it is pretty dumb. And we already have a space force plus NASA as Neil said. I don't think trump even knows that it existed. Space Exploration is already being taken care of. But having a force that will clean up space and create defenses against asteroids and stuff like that would be very great. Neil really came through and correctly informed everybody and made stephen look underwhelmed (love stephen btw).

  • yshouldi foogle

    Neil is awesome i wish he was my Neighbor literally 100% of the time i see him i smile.

  • Caleb Clarke

    You know idiocracy is abundant when use of the word libtard automatically gets you likes...

  • yshouldi foogle

    President Trump should hire Neil deGrasse Tyson to do the Interviews hiring the Space Force top civilian officials! the last thing we need is a panel of 80 year olds that dont know how to use Email deciding who is in charge at Space Force. one of the first missions should be to create Solar Orbiting Communication Relays / Stations between Mars and Earth. (if you dont understand that means space stations that orbit the sun between Earth and Mars.)

  • Caleb Clarke

    Why did Stephen Colbert ever leave character? Now he's more or less a trump fanatic. I'm not a fan of trump but constant references to the guy is just free marketing

  • Praj

    STAR WARS!!!!!!!!!!!