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fedex delivery


  • Published on: 2018-08-07
  • I was supposed to get a package oh we attempted a delivery at 10:30 but you weren't home yes I was well we left the slip no you didn't it says we did I have literally been standing outside my front door waiting for this package we might have sent our delivery ghost boo regard to leave an invisible slipper you fucking with me sometimes Beauregard makes you boob where is my pan can you phone who dis
  • Runtime: 00:24
  • fedex, ups, usps, postal service, delivery, break, kick, throw, call, customer service, skit, calling, package, mail, deliver, bad service

COMMENTS: 100

  • sciencesyfy

    So one time I was driving home, drove into my neighborhood and passed a house where I shit you not the fedex guy runs to the door, drops the package from waist height and runs back smh

  • tom mullen

    FedEx employees are just professional "Ding Dong Ditchers"

  • Taylor Rose

    I once spent $20 for express shipping because I needed something immediately for a costume. Fedex lost it in shipping and it was delayed for three days and then they refused to refund me the cost of the overnight shipping.

  • UfoLoche

    This happened to me a few times, I got really pissed off. I'd ordered a figure that I hold near and dear to my heart(Basically, the first mecha anime I ever watched, said mecha only got one good figure ever, and it's pretty rare these days, I got it for a good price). Basically, we have 3 dogs, all of which go ballistic if someone taps on the door, the slightest unknown sound makes them go crazy. So, I know they never knocked, they never left a slip, tracker said it was out for delivery for 4 days. It was only when I called and checked in that I found out that the package was about to get returned to fucking Japan. Another time was when I pre-ordered Kamen Rider Climax Fighters and was sick at home with the flu, fuckers never knocked and I had to go up there while I was sick. Also Super Robot Wars V, where the fucking thing required a signature, and the guy, too assed to walk 5 steps up to the door, just signed the address(incorrectly mind you) where it required a name, and shoved it in the mailbox.

  • WitheredChica

    YouTube freaked because it that I was going to buy shit from FedEx and showed me a UPS ad

  • Pixle

    I got a UPS ad before watching this.

  • Kel C

    THIS IS HAPPENING TO ME AS WE SPEAK

  • anima099

    The sad thing is, this literally happened to me just a few months back for a credit card I got for being loyal to a bank. The delivery guy noted I wasn't home the three times he went there despite me working full-time at home for the last four years. Then, when I finally called the bank to ask what I can do, they told me I'll need to pay for replacement because the card has been decommissioned or shredded or something. So, fuck no.

  • Shendue

    Be thankful you don't live in Italy. Many ebay sellers explicitly state they refuse to ship in third world african countries AND Italy, no joke. I basically receive 80% of the packages damaged. The custom fees for imports are insanely, and I mean insanely high, and most of the time they overcharge for no reason. If they lose your tracked package, you may ask for a refund, but it may take up to a year to receive it. Couriers are not much better, often they either pretend you are not home, leave the package outside or damage it somehow. An acquaintance of mine received a broken package with a FOOTPRINT on it. Good luck if you collect geek stuff like collector's editions of videogames or Funko Pops. It's like playing russian roulette.

  • Tikkon Galak

    Yeah it's bullshit when it says 'delivered' but nothing there. They didn't even try.

  • Tattoo Dave

    This shit is unbelievable. First it will be there by the 4th... no weight the 5th... I ment the 7th. Why the fuck would I ever use FedEx again ?

  • Shine 3535

    So true i lost my new 700dollar phone from FedEx

  • Drkirby

    FedEx actually leaving the package? Totally unrealistic.

  • blarblablarblar

    Some guy mistyped the address and got the apartment number wrong. The delivery guy sent it to my house, which had the apartment number, except we lived two blocks down. I don't know how you think it's better to deliver the package to the right apartment number on the wrong street, instead of the wrong apartment on the right street.

  • I Want Boba

    uuuuugh, and when it requires a signature, you have to jump through hoops just to prevent it from getting return-to-sender'd.

  • Enibel

    Hermes , same shit , different country

  • Christopher Bridges

    yeah fedex people don't even fucking try half the time. The last package I was supposed to get from them had the tracking updated saying they left a slip because the business was closed. I live in a house in a residential area and there was no slip b/c that dipshit just decided he didn't feel like coming by my house.

  • Jennifer DeBaun

    This is too relatable 😂 My brother’s TV got stolen by the FedEx delivery guy, and FedEx didn’t even want to honor the insurance he bought!

  • Everyone'sFavoriteCritic

    It was a cold and snowy day when I was expecting my FedEx package. 10:30 slipped by unnoticed, then 11:30, then 12:00. When I finally grew aware of the hour, I checked the status on FedEx's page. "Delivery refused, resident not home" they wrote. How could that be? I peeked out my window. The snow was completely untouched.

  • AlphaChocolateTruffle

    I remember my uncle had real valuable shit stolen because Fedex apparently never heard of a fucking doorbell. Or even knocking for that matter. But anyways, the whole neighborhood we live in was suffering from stolen packages and the perp was caught via security cams... oh yeah, isn’t stealing people’s mail a literal federal offense?

  • vissova

    One time a delivery guy knocked on my door and _immediately_ went back to his truck to leave. It took me literally just 6 seconds to get to and open the door and he was already climbing into his truck. Like, what the fuck.

  • Xzetzplin

    The delivery dude brought one of my packages to a different house 🤦‍♂️

  • Steve Smith

    Amazons in house delivery service has gone up a level and legit has a GPS on their unmarked white vans. So sketchy as he'll, but mighty convenient as you can actually guess how much time till your delivery rather than that by the end of the day nonsense. Buts that only where the service is available

  • Geo G

    FUCK FEDEX fucking lowlife failed company!!.Always a day late and sloppy....Will never use them again!

  • Hylian Fell Dragon

    I seriously hope this doesn't happen with me for my package of Fire Emblem Fates Conquest.

  • Melissa Contero

    The phone guy is an asshole🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

  • hahahahahatimes5

    I actually had an amazon package get marked as delivered by USPS, amazon's FAQ legit says wait 36 hours because it happens sometimes

  • Cluck

    pls sing midsummer madness in your goofy voice

  • Kane Obscurum

    Sums up my exerience with Fed Ex as well. We have a lengthy driveway and the house isn't visible from the road. Anything that gets shipped through FedEx winds up literally just sitting either in the entrance of the driveway, or in the ditch next to the driveway... even when it's raining. UPS Meanwhile at the very least brings it up the driveway to the porch, and even knocks on the door maybe 1/3 of the time. Aaaand USPS uses either the mailbox or brings it up for signatures. Never had a package just sitting around with them.

  • The Wooly Cthulu

    I honestly hate FedEx because in 5th grade one of their delivery trucks hit my bus sending glass shards all over the place

  • Danny Cam

    this is prolly why terrorists don't mail bombs/anthrax to ppl anymore lol

  • tee kay

    i've had one package i ordered get stolen bc it was left right in front of my door. where literally anyone could see. my patio is like 2 ft from my door. delivery person couldn't even put it in there. too bad for the asshole that stole it bc it was a 3 dollar programming textbook. i was just annoyed that i had to order and wait (again) for a new one. fuck them nuts.

  • Black Mask

    If you have ever been a package handler loading the trucks at a hub 0:20 *THIS IS YOUR EXACT MENTALITY WHEN BUILDING TIERS*

  • Nect

    It really do be like that sometimes

  • Steve Spencer

    Am I glad we have Royal Mail, an actual quality company.

  • e r

    I typed in "how to waste life", and it brought me here and told me to hit the repeat button.

  • Christian Bauer

    I guess I should feel lucky that I even get my packages from fedex. Two weeks after the latest delivery date.

  • Olga Castillo

    Ahora no me han dicho y me lo dijeron yo descubri pq el ni me los los amigos.

  • Olga Castillo

    La prmera mentira era q el era viudo y segunda era No me habia csado.

  • Olga Castillo

    Yo dije para mis adentros estos me van a meter mentiras. Asi mismo fue.

  • I is Anfrew

    You should work for college humor!!! it would be awesome

  • Olga Castillo

    Si yo llego saber esto desde el primero yo no caigo en esto. Me acuerdo q tu me preguntaste si yo tenia experiencia esto de buscar novio por i,nternet y yo le dije + no es prmera vez.

  • Olga Castillo

    A mi nunca he sido " plato de de segunda Mesa". Acepte hacerlo pq nO SABIA NADA .Y AHO RA Q SE ERA TIEMPO.

  • DEN

    Американское топопвое говоно

  • Edith

    At least in Seattle, FedEx is pretty decent. On time on 600+ delivery last year. Ontrac on the other hand is another story. They lose half the packages.