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Toasted Tomato Sandwich - You Suck at Cooking (episode 79)


  • Published on: 2018-08-07
  • [Music] the toasted tomato sandwich brings us back to a simpler time a time before smart phones and satellites a time before algebra and toilets back when things were easy a time when character was built from hard work and hard knocks out in the country where Tomatoes come from and that's where this sandwich begins in a field with the simple tomato if you've never had a freshly picked filled tomato well you're missing out and if you don't have a filled with tomatoes growing in it you can get them at a roadside stand next thing you'll need is whole wheat bread which starts with whole wheat wraps them up inside burlap and leave it under the strong crisp light of the moon for three lonely nights tie up the end then sell it to your neighbor as a pillow then use that money to buy a loaf of whole wheat bread that you can call your own now take that bread fix it to a skewer and under the light of the hot afternoon Sun gingerly place it into your 500 watt galvanized steel Knick Rome wire lateral current low impedance split phase omnidirectional quad voltage wide arc triple coil toasting machine by an 8,000 horsepower truck and plunge it all the way down until your toast is golden from the power of heat and fresh country air now spread that toast with full fat mayo squeezed from the thaws oh love a Hercules plant until it's exactly a quarter of a half inch thick slice your Tomatoes with a freshly sharpened blade forged from a hunk of carbon stainless meteorite iron then lay the mom with care at dawn wander on down to a nearby saltwater stream and collect one of Earth's most precious minerals rhodium and trade it for an equal amount of salt then sprinkle that onto the tomatoes harvest fresh peppercorns then smash them with your spike in rail and spread them on to the sandwich generously put the second piece of mayonnaise slathered toast on top and slice your toasted tomato sandwich into 23.0 Vella grams while quietly acknowledging the presence of the Illuminati then take your sandwich out into the yard into the corn then through the woods down a lonely road and across the beans out into the country where the bales lay still and take a quiet moment to recognize that you're toasted tomato sandwich has become soggy that you should have eaten it immediately when the toast was crisp but you had to walk around like a show-off and now you're paying the price tell yourself you'll do better next time out here in the country where Tomatoes come from you
  • Runtime: 03:31
  • toasted tomato sandwich, toast, tomato, sandwich, how to, tutorial, chef, recipe, cooking, you suck at cooking, ysac, funny, comedy, farm, country

COMMENTS: 100

  • You Suck At Cooking

    Tweet the tomato: https://ctt.ac/RrUe7 F book the tomato: https://hrefshare.com/ca0e8

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    “Sprinkle some pepper” Me in my head *pepper pepper pepper* 😨

  • atenis92

    10/10 , i nominate this for best video 2018!

  • Napoleon Blownapart

    Who would do tomatoes sandwiches?? Tomatoes is like the most disgusting food ever

  • Timmy the Teacup

    I put two pieces of bread in one hole of the toaster to get a soft side and a crispy side...

  • CheezzyBoi

    Wena uncela ekuphekeni yeah wena ngokuphelele uncel

  • Aidan MacNamin

    For real, this is one of the best sandwiches I’ve ever had.

  • James the Squirrel

    Haha! Those pesky ILLUMINATI TOMATOES get everywhere these Days!. 🍅🤘🤔

  • The pun alpha OwO

    Just started the video and I know the recipe (because I love it,) it's toasted white bread, mayo, salt and pepper, tomatoes. Best way.

  • Skeletal Gun

    Tip: Add Spring Salmon from the hard work of fishing to this delicious meal to add some delight.

  • Laura Sherwin

    OMG PUT ON SUBTITLES AND AT 2:33 WHEN HE SAYS ILLUMINATI WATCH THE SUBTITLES!

  • John is Kewl

    I’ve honestly never seen any YouTube who puts more work, effort, and comedy into their video. Keep up the great work

  • Devon Starr

    Can you please make asmr videos on like a secondary channel in this voice

  • Simon Miller

    Link off of gmm wood hate these so much but rub some bacon on it

  • Nosman123

    i feel like this was a simple ricks parody

  • A. G.

    I'm allergic against tomatos. Every bite makes my throat more and more swollen, then I have to swallow a big dose of Cetirizin that I had traded from my local drug store.

  • Matt Glover

    I literally make these all summer long. I also live in a town with no stop lights and more cattle than people soo. This is an accurate representation.

  • Doggy Doge

    all that effort to make a Tomato Sandwich? I luv em so remember me if I die bye a bear bai

  • Peach

    I watched this video a few days ago and it made me crave one really bad. I ate one about 10 minutes ago and it was the best thing I’ve had to eat all year.

  • Addison W

    no matter how goofy your vids are the recipe is always delicious,thanks

  • Amber Kyle

    I love tomato sandwiches tbh. my papa makes them the best for some reason lol

  • no name

    i cant like this video enough why did i find this channel just yet fucc me i guess

  • catoad

    i would die for a tomato sandwich

  • ZiMRA

    god i missed this channel i lost it in utubs alogithems :( finaly ! <3

  • Daniela Elliott

    ive never had a tomato sandwich before so i will try this, and follow the instructions exactly.

  • fordictionclass

    Man, I really would suck at cooking this, considering I would leave the tomatoes out because I don't like them.

  • KT
    KT  

    beautiful. an absolute masterpiece. i really felt like i was there among the peppercornstalks

  • Big Ding

    It's videos like this that make me proud to be an American.

  • aaks47

    How to Basic advanced edition

  • slpinkydee

    Whoever did the closed captions, thank you for the visual gag. LOL

  • The_Iamnobody

    It's one in the morning why the fuck am I watching this..I have work in 5 hours

  • apbrit2009

    I'm allergic to tomatoes, yet still considering making this. would probably add some avocado or some cheese to it though, and maybe a dash of balsamic

  • Luke

    Even better with peanut butter

  • ruerue244

    I’ve actually been doing this. It’s delicious and surprisingly filling. Taught me that I don’t have to go apeshit and put everything I’ve got into my sandwiches. Seriously, you could NOT eat that shit one handed.